πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆ gayblobland

gayblobland is a medium city of 50.0 square kilometers currently in the Mechanical age. It has a small military compared to its population. The economy is booming. The population is happy, very wealthy, and highly educated with a decent level of civil liberties.

Recently, the Totalitarian Dictatorship of gayblobland decided to Send financial aide to our ally and prepare for war.

πŸ•° Mechanical Age
Progress to 🏭 Indsutrial Age
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⏱ Last 12 Months of gayblobland's Timeline

πŸ•ŠAlly asking for help!
Year: 31 Month: 12
One of your closest allies has come to you and asked for financial aide and military support, what do you do?

πŸ‘‰ Send financial aide to our ally and prepare for war

🦍 Someone escaped from the zoo!
Year: 31 Month: 10
People visiting the local zoo this morning were stunned when they realized they were in the Gorilla enclosure. Zoologists still do not know where the Gorillas went. Or how to get the humans out.

πŸ‘‰ Find escaped gorillas and have them tranquilized to bring them back to the zoo safely

πŸ” Obesity on the rise!
Year: 31 Month: 7
The Health Department just released a study that shows people in your nation are gaining weight faster than ever!

πŸ‘‰ Tax fast foods and soft drinks and require that school lunches include more vegetables

🎰 Gambling on the rise!
Year: 31 Month: 5
Casinos are reporting record profits! \"We seem to be making more money than ever!\" Says one casino executive who just two years ago was about to file his casino for bankruptcy.

πŸ‘‰ Pass a one time tax on all casino profits, effective immediately

🦍 Someone escaped from the zoo!
Year: 31 Month: 4
People visiting the local zoo this morning were stunned when they realized they were in the Gorilla enclosure. Zoologists still do not know where the Gorillas went. Or how to get the humans out.

πŸ‘‰ Find escaped gorillas and have them tranquilized to bring them back to the zoo safely

πŸ•ŠAlly asking for help!
Year: 31 Month: 1
One of your closest allies has come to you and asked for financial aide and military support, what do you do?

πŸ‘‰ Maintain no formal alliances and do not send any financial or military aid to our allies

πŸ“Š Economic Inequality
Year: 30 Month: 8
People in your nation are concerned with the large gap between poor and rich in your nation. Some are calling for social welfare programs while others say they do not want to pay higher taxes.

πŸ‘‰ Provide the people Welfare with universal income, healthcare, and corporate subsidies

🦍 Someone escaped from the zoo!
Year: 30 Month: 8
People visiting the local zoo this morning were stunned when they realized they were in the Gorilla enclosure. Zoologists still do not know where the Gorillas went. Or how to get the humans out.

πŸ‘‰ Find escaped gorillas and have them tranquilized to bring them back to the zoo safely

πŸ“Š Economic Inequality
Year: 30 Month: 7
People in your nation are concerned with the large gap between poor and rich in your nation. Some are calling for social welfare programs while others say they do not want to pay higher taxes.

πŸ‘‰ Provide the people Welfare with universal income, healthcare, and corporate subsidies

🎰 Gambling on the rise!
Year: 30 Month: 6
Casinos are reporting record profits! \"We seem to be making more money than ever!\" Says one casino executive who just two years ago was about to file his casino for bankruptcy.

πŸ‘‰ Do nothing about record Casino profits

πŸ” Obesity on the rise!
Year: 29 Month: 12
The Health Department just released a study that shows people in your nation are gaining weight faster than ever!

πŸ‘‰ Tax fast foods and soft drinks and require that school lunches include more vegetables

πŸ›Έ People are seeing things in the sky
Year: 29 Month: 6
People are claiming that the government has been in contact with extra terrestrials for decades and that you are responsible for the largest government cover up in history.

πŸ‘‰ Deny, deny, deny. Tell the public the government has never been in contact with aliens