πŸ‡§πŸ‡» Mixheil Cluze

Mixheil Cluze is a small city of 8.6 square kilometers currently in the Stone age. It has a small military compared to its population. The economy is booming. The population is very happy, poor, and somewhat educated with practically no civil liberties.

Recently, the Totalitarian Dictatorship of Mixheil Cluze decided to Find escaped gorillas and have them tranquilized to bring them back to the zoo safely.

πŸ—Ώ Stone Age
Progress to πŸ‘¨πŸΌβ€πŸŒΎ Agricultural Age
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⏱ Last 12 Months of Mixheil Cluze's Timeline

🦍 Someone escaped from the zoo!
Year: 6 Month: 8
People visiting the local zoo this morning were stunned when they realized they were in the Gorilla enclosure. Zoologists still do not know where the Gorillas went. Or how to get the humans out.

πŸ‘‰ Find escaped gorillas and have them tranquilized to bring them back to the zoo safely

πŸ›Έ People are seeing things in the sky
Year: 6 Month: 5
People are claiming that the government has been in contact with extra terrestrials for decades and that you are responsible for the largest government cover up in history.

πŸ‘‰ Admit to the population that the government has been working with aliens

πŸ•ŠAlly asking for help!
Year: 6 Month: 5
One of your closest allies has come to you and asked for financial aide and military support, what do you do?

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πŸ•ŠAlly asking for help!
Year: 5 Month: 10
One of your closest allies has come to you and asked for financial aide and military support, what do you do?

πŸ‘‰ Send financial aide to our ally and prepare for war

🚒 Mass Immigration
Year: 5 Month: 3
Your borders have been hit by mass immigration of all sorts, including non-legal immigrants, asylum seekers, and potential terrorists. How do you handle the situation?

πŸ‘‰ Send the national guard to the border and arrest illegal immigrants but still allow current legal immigration

🎰 Gambling on the rise!
Year: 5 Month: 1
Casinos are reporting record profits! \"We seem to be making more money than ever!\" Says one casino executive who just two years ago was about to file his casino for bankruptcy.

πŸ‘‰ Do nothing about record Casino profits

🎰 Gambling on the rise!
Year: 4 Month: 1
Casinos are reporting record profits! \"We seem to be making more money than ever!\" Says one casino executive who just two years ago was about to file his casino for bankruptcy.

πŸ‘‰ Pass a one time tax on all casino profits, effective immediately

πŸ” Obesity on the rise!
Year: 3 Month: 11
The Health Department just released a study that shows people in your nation are gaining weight faster than ever!

πŸ‘‰ Tax fast foods and soft drinks and require that school lunches include more vegetables

πŸ•ŠAlly asking for help!
Year: 3 Month: 10
One of your closest allies has come to you and asked for financial aide and military support, what do you do?

πŸ‘‰ Send financial aide to our ally and prepare for war

πŸ₯ƒ Alcoholism on the rise!
Year: 3 Month: 10
The Department of Health has discovered that more and more citizens are turning to alcohol in recent months. Automobile accidents have increased steadily with alcohol consumption.

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πŸ₯ƒ Alcoholism on the rise!
Year: 3 Month: 8
The Department of Health has discovered that more and more citizens are turning to alcohol in recent months. Automobile accidents have increased steadily with alcohol consumption.

πŸ‘‰ Pass legislation to raise the drinking age from 18 to 21

πŸ“Ί Another comedy show makes fun of you!
Year: 3 Month: 1
Your population’s dissent has increased and the media is criticizing your government 24/7, what do you do?

πŸ‘‰ Discredit the media as β€˜fake news’ but allow them to continue their narratives