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πŸ› Communist Dictatorship

b land is a Communist Dictatorship. The economy is struggling due to the national debt. The citizens of b land are very poor and are unhappy. The leader of b land, Benny B, has an approval rating of 29%.

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⏱ b land's Timeline

🀳 Influencer Rebellion!
Year: 2 Month: 7
Social media influencers in your nation are posting passive-aggressive selfies and saying that your nation's taxes are "#MeTooHigh". All these trust fund instagram models think taxes should be lower for any person who "has like 50k followers or more #tbh". As your advisor... I don't know why this is a national issue but here we are. What do we do?

πŸ‘‰ Locate each social media influencer through their phone's GPS and have them arrested immediately.

3 πŸ˜„  2 🧠  -3 ✊  $0.00 🏦  0 🀝
🏚 People are defaulting on their home loans!
Year: 2 Month: 6
Contradictory to mainstream theory, it appears that the housing market is beginning to go down. Many people who recently bought a home are no longer paying their mortgages!

πŸ‘‰ Print currency to increase the money supply and lower interest rates for banks.

2 πŸ˜„  0 🧠  1 ✊  -$10,000.00 🏦  2 🀝
🦍 Someone escaped from the zoo!
Year: 2 Month: 5
People visiting the local zoo this morning were stunned when they realized they were in the Gorilla enclosure. Zoologists still do not know where the Gorillas went. Or how to get the humans out.

πŸ‘‰ Find the Gorillas and have them tranquilized to bring them back to the zoo safely

2 πŸ˜„  0 🧠  0 ✊  $5,000.00 🏦  2 🀝
🚒 Mass Immigration
Year: 2 Month: 5
Your borders have been hit by mass immigration of all sorts, including non-legal immigrants, asylum seekers, and potential terrorists. How do you handle the situation?

πŸ‘‰ Open the border to asylum seekers and provide a path to citizenship per what the current law says

-1 πŸ˜„  1 🧠  1 ✊  $0.00 🏦  0 🀝
😑 Population not happy!
Year: 2 Month: 5
Your population is not happy with the direction of your nation! Too much unhappiness may lead to riots!

πŸ“Ί Another comedy show makes fun of you!
Year: 2 Month: 4
Your population’s dissent has increased and the media is criticizing your government 24/7, what do you do?

πŸ‘‰ Allow total and complete freedom of speech by all on any platform

3 πŸ˜„  3 🧠  3 ✊  $0.00 🏦  0 🀝
πŸ’₯ Terrorist Attack!
Year: 2 Month: 4
There was a major terrorist attack in you nation. Some experts say it could have been stopped. How will you proceed?

πŸ‘‰ Increase military preparedness and police forces in populated areas.

0 πŸ˜„  0 🧠  -2 ✊  $0.00 🏦  1 🀝
😑 Population not happy!
Year: 2 Month: 4
Your population is not happy with the direction of your nation! Too much unhappiness may lead to riots!

🎰 Gambling on the rise!
Year: 2 Month: 3
Casinos are reporting record profits! "We seem to be making more money than ever!" Says one casino executive who just two years ago was about to file his casino for bankruptcy.

πŸ‘‰ Pass a one time tax on all casino profits, effective immediately!

-1 πŸ˜„  -1 🧠  -1 ✊  $10,000.00 🏦  0 🀝
😑 Population not happy!
Year: 2 Month: 3
Your population is not happy with the direction of your nation! Too much unhappiness may lead to riots!

🏚 People are defaulting on their home loans!
Year: 2 Month: 2
Contradictory to mainstream theory, it appears that the housing market is beginning to go down. Many people who recently bought a home are no longer paying their mortgages!

πŸ‘‰ Subsidize struggling home owners with a Government loan

3 πŸ˜„  -2 🧠  0 ✊  -$100,000.00 🏦  3 🀝
🀳 Influencer Rebellion!
Year: 2 Month: 2
Social media influencers in your nation are posting passive-aggressive selfies and saying that your nation's taxes are "#MeTooHigh". All these trust fund instagram models think taxes should be lower for any person who "has like 50k followers or more #tbh". As your advisor... I don't know why this is a national issue but here we are. What do we do?

πŸ‘‰ Ignore this issue.

0 πŸ˜„  5 🧠  0 ✊  $0.00 🏦  1 🀝
😑 Population not happy!
Year: 2 Month: 2
Your population is not happy with the direction of your nation! Too much unhappiness may lead to riots!

πŸ’₯ Terrorist Attack!
Year: 2 Month: 1
There was a major terrorist attack in you nation. Some experts say it could have been stopped. How will you proceed?

πŸ‘‰ Terrorist attacks are part and parcel of everyday life. Take no action.

-2 πŸ˜„  0 🧠  2 ✊  $0.00 🏦  1 🀝
😑 Population not happy!
Year: 2 Month: 1
Your population is not happy with the direction of your nation! Too much unhappiness may lead to riots!

🚒 Mass Immigration
Year: 1 Month: 12
Your borders have been hit by mass immigration of all sorts, including non-legal immigrants, asylum seekers, and potential terrorists. How do you handle the situation?

πŸ‘‰ Open our borders to anyone without the need to naturalize

-2 πŸ˜„  3 🧠  3 ✊  $0.00 🏦  0 🀝
πŸ›Έ People are seeing things in the sky
Year: 1 Month: 12
People are claiming that the government has been in contact with extra terrestrials for decades and that you are responsible for the largest government cover up in history.

πŸ‘‰ Admit to the population that the government has been working with aliens.

-5 πŸ˜„  5 🧠  5 ✊  $0.00 🏦  5 🀝
🦍 Someone escaped from the zoo!
Year: 1 Month: 11
People visiting the local zoo this morning were stunned when they realized they were in the Gorilla enclosure. Zoologists still do not know where the Gorillas went. Or how to get the humans out.

πŸ‘‰

-3 πŸ˜„  0 🧠  0 ✊  $0.00 🏦  0 🀝
🦍 Someone escaped from the zoo!
Year: 1 Month: 10
People visiting the local zoo this morning were stunned when they realized they were in the Gorilla enclosure. Zoologists still do not know where the Gorillas went. Or how to get the humans out.

πŸ‘‰ Let the Gorillas run free!

-3 πŸ˜„  0 🧠  0 ✊  $0.00 🏦  0 🀝
πŸ’₯ Terrorist Attack!
Year: 1 Month: 9
There was a major terrorist attack in you nation. Some experts say it could have been stopped. How will you proceed?

πŸ‘‰ Arrest all persons that belong to the same religious group of the terrorist.

-3 πŸ˜„  1 🧠  -8 ✊  $0.00 🏦  3 🀝
πŸ“Ί Another comedy show makes fun of you!
Year: 1 Month: 8
Your population’s dissent has increased and the media is criticizing your government 24/7, what do you do?

πŸ‘‰ Arrest dissenters and persons in the media for hate speech

-5 πŸ˜„  -2 🧠  -5 ✊  $0.00 🏦  0 🀝
πŸ’₯ Terrorist Attack!
Year: 1 Month: 8
There was a major terrorist attack in you nation. Some experts say it could have been stopped. How will you proceed?

πŸ‘‰ Terrorist attacks are part and parcel of everyday life. Take no action.

-2 πŸ˜„  0 🧠  2 ✊  $0.00 🏦  1 🀝
🏚 People are defaulting on their home loans!
Year: 1 Month: 7
Contradictory to mainstream theory, it appears that the housing market is beginning to go down. Many people who recently bought a home are no longer paying their mortgages!

πŸ‘‰ Allow home owners to go bankrupt and lose their homes. People will learn from their mistakes!

-3 πŸ˜„  3 🧠  0 ✊  $0.00 🏦  0 🀝
🀳 Influencer Rebellion!
Year: 1 Month: 7
Social media influencers in your nation are posting passive-aggressive selfies and saying that your nation's taxes are "#MeTooHigh". All these trust fund instagram models think taxes should be lower for any person who "has like 50k followers or more #tbh". As your advisor... I don't know why this is a national issue but here we are. What do we do?

πŸ‘‰ Locate each social media influencer through their phone's GPS and have them arrested immediately.

3 πŸ˜„  2 🧠  -3 ✊  $0.00 🏦  0 🀝
🎰 Gambling on the rise!
Year: 1 Month: 6
Casinos are reporting record profits! "We seem to be making more money than ever!" Says one casino executive who just two years ago was about to file his casino for bankruptcy.

πŸ‘‰ Pass a one time tax on all casino profits, effective immediately!

-1 πŸ˜„  -1 🧠  -1 ✊  $10,000.00 🏦  0 🀝
πŸ” Obesity on the rise!
Year: 1 Month: 6
The Health Department just released a study that shows people in your nation are gaining weight faster than ever!

πŸ‘‰ Pass a law to require veganism. Those who do not convert will be put to death.

-5 πŸ˜„  -5 🧠  -5 ✊  $0.00 🏦  5 🀝
🏚 People are defaulting on their home loans!
Year: 1 Month: 5
Contradictory to mainstream theory, it appears that the housing market is beginning to go down. Many people who recently bought a home are no longer paying their mortgages!

πŸ‘‰ Allow home owners to go bankrupt and lose their homes. People will learn from their mistakes!

-3 πŸ˜„  3 🧠  0 ✊  $0.00 🏦  0 🀝
πŸ•ŠAlly asking for help!
Year: 1 Month: 4
One of your closest allies has come to you and asked for financial aide and military support, what do you do?

πŸ‘‰ Provide military intervention and take over your ally as a new territory once the war is over

-5 πŸ˜„  -3 🧠  -3 ✊  $0.00 🏦  0 🀝
πŸ₯ƒ Alcoholism on the rise!
Year: 1 Month: 4
The Department of Health has discovered that more and more citizens are turning to alcohol in recent months. Automobile accidents have increased steadily with alcohol consumption.

πŸ‘‰ Outlaw alcoholic substances entirely

-5 πŸ˜„  -1 🧠  -4 ✊  $0.00 🏦  0 🀝
πŸ” Obesity on the rise!
Year: 1 Month: 3
The Health Department just released a study that shows people in your nation are gaining weight faster than ever!

πŸ‘‰ Pass a law to require veganism. Those who do not convert will be put to death.

-5 πŸ˜„  -5 🧠  -5 ✊  $0.00 🏦  5 🀝
πŸ•ŠAlly asking for help!
Year: 1 Month: 2
One of your closest allies has come to you and asked for financial aide and military support, what do you do?

πŸ‘‰ We do not maintain any formal alliances and therefor are not obligated to send aid

2 πŸ˜„  0 🧠  2 ✊  $0.00 🏦  0 🀝
πŸ₯ƒ Alcoholism on the rise!
Year: 1 Month: 2
The Department of Health has discovered that more and more citizens are turning to alcohol in recent months. Automobile accidents have increased steadily with alcohol consumption.

πŸ‘‰ Do Nothing

-4 πŸ˜„  -2 🧠  2 ✊  $0.00 🏦  0 🀝
🏚 People are defaulting on their home loans!
Year: 1 Month: 1
Contradictory to mainstream theory, it appears that the housing market is beginning to go down. Many people who recently bought a home are no longer paying their mortgages!

πŸ‘‰ Print currency to increase the money supply and lower interest rates for banks.

2 πŸ˜„  0 🧠  1 ✊  -$10,000.00 🏦  2 🀝
🀳 Influencer Rebellion!
Year: 1 Month: 1
Social media influencers in your nation are posting passive-aggressive selfies and saying that your nation's taxes are "#MeTooHigh". All these trust fund instagram models think taxes should be lower for any person who "has like 50k followers or more #tbh". As your advisor... I don't know why this is a national issue but here we are. What do we do?

πŸ‘‰ Locate each social media influencer through their phone's GPS and have them arrested immediately.

3 πŸ˜„  2 🧠  -3 ✊  $0.00 🏦  0 🀝
🀳 Influencer Rebellion!
Year: 0 Month: 12
Social media influencers in your nation are posting passive-aggressive selfies and saying that your nation's taxes are "#MeTooHigh". All these trust fund instagram models think taxes should be lower for any person who "has like 50k followers or more #tbh". As your advisor... I don't know why this is a national issue but here we are. What do we do?

πŸ‘‰ Ignore this issue.

0 πŸ˜„  5 🧠  0 ✊  $0.00 🏦  1 🀝
πŸ•ŠAlly asking for help!
Year: 0 Month: 12
One of your closest allies has come to you and asked for financial aide and military support, what do you do?

πŸ‘‰ We will provide financial aid in the form of a loan and military help if it is strategic to our own interests

3 πŸ˜„  3 🧠  0 ✊  $0.00 🏦  0 🀝
πŸ₯ƒ Alcoholism on the rise!
Year: 0 Month: 11
The Department of Health has discovered that more and more citizens are turning to alcohol in recent months. Automobile accidents have increased steadily with alcohol consumption.

πŸ‘‰ Pass legislation to raise the drinking age from 18 to 21

-1 πŸ˜„  1 🧠  -1 ✊  $0.00 🏦  0 🀝
πŸ“Š Economic Inequality
Year: 0 Month: 10
People in your nation are concerned with the large gap between poor and rich in your nation. Some are calling for social welfare programs while others say they do not want to pay higher taxes.

πŸ‘‰

6 πŸ˜„  1 🧠  1 ✊  -$5,000.00 🏦  2 🀝
πŸ“Š Economic Inequality
Year: 0 Month: 9
People in your nation are concerned with the large gap between poor and rich in your nation. Some are calling for social welfare programs while others say they do not want to pay higher taxes.

πŸ‘‰ Provide basic welfare such as food stamps and tax credits.

6 πŸ˜„  1 🧠  1 ✊  -$5,000.00 🏦  2 🀝
πŸ“Ί Another comedy show makes fun of you!
Year: 0 Month: 9
Your population’s dissent has increased and the media is criticizing your government 24/7, what do you do?

πŸ‘‰

3 πŸ˜„  3 🧠  3 ✊  $0.00 🏦  0 🀝
πŸ“Ί Another comedy show makes fun of you!
Year: 0 Month: 8
Your population’s dissent has increased and the media is criticizing your government 24/7, what do you do?

πŸ‘‰ Allow total and complete freedom of speech by all on any platform

3 πŸ˜„  3 🧠  3 ✊  $0.00 🏦  0 🀝
πŸ“Š Stats
Year: 0 Month: 7
You can select your 🏦 Treasury, πŸ‘¨β€πŸ‘©β€πŸ‘§β€πŸ‘¦ Population, βš”οΈ Strength, and 🀝 Influence icons to see graphical representations over time. You can also see a timeline of how your population's 😁 Happiness 🧠 Intelligence and ✊ Freedom stats have changed over time by selecting the green bars to the right. A full timeline of your Nation's History is kept in the Nation tab at the top.

πŸ‘‰ Give me $500 in cash and +1 Population stats!

1 πŸ˜„  1 🧠  1 ✊  $0.00 🏦  0 🀝
🧬 Technology and 🎭 Culture
Year: 0 Month: 6
Investing in 🧬 Tech will increase your population's intelligence and investing in 🎭 Culture will increase your population's happiness! Both investment types will increase the average income of your population. Tech and Culture investments are costly up front and may not be available until you make enough money! Cultural sites have a monthly recurring maintenance cost.

πŸŽ– Military and πŸ” Land
Year: 0 Month: 5
Every nation needs a military and land! With more land comes more population and more strength for your nation. First purchase 10 Infantry units from the πŸŽ– Military tab. Then go to the πŸ” Land tab and deploy those 10 units on a land grab mission. On the next progression your units will go out and conquer new land. Not all units will return, some may get killed in action.

🀝 Influence
Year: 0 Month: 4
Fantastic job on your first 3 months! You may have noticed that decisions cost 🀝 Influence. If you run out of Influence you will not be able to make your political aspirations a reality! Influence is earned at a rate of 1 per month and you can earn more by making popular decisions on national issues.

πŸ— Infrastructure
Year: 0 Month: 3
Your population density depends on how many Infrastructure points your nation has. To gain infrastructure points set a monthly infrastructure spending budget in the πŸ— Infrastructure tab. Increased population density will lead to greater population but if you grow too fast, you may hit a boom bust cycle! Go ahead and set your Infrastructure monthly spending to $100.

πŸ’° Taxes
Year: 0 Month: 2
You government earns money from taxes. Your tax revenue is based on various factors such as your population's happiness and freedom. Go ahead and checkout the πŸ’° Taxes tab. How about raising taxes to 25% to increase revenue?

πŸ› Nation Founded!
Year: 0 Month: 1
Welcome to πŸ™BitNations! You are now the leader of your very own nation. Be sure to keep your population happy to stay in power! Each month you will see new issues facing your nation. In order to progress to the next month, you must make a decision on each issue. Your decisions effect your population and your Government type so lead wisely!

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